Rampant Indecency No Longer So Hard to Find

If you're like me, and millions of other Americans, indecency on television is a horror we struggle with every day. Violent and sexually explicit scenes, the really raunchy ones, are spread out over such a large amount of programming, with so many channels, one would be lucky to catch 5% of them at best, and this would require constant TIVO-ing. Who has the time?

Thankfully, the Parents Television Council, some kind of pro-pornography organization, I guess, has come up with a solution. PTC tracks all the most kinky and titillating scenes from TV's nastiest shows and makes them available free of charge on their website. All you need is Windows Media Player and you'll be getting your rocks off with a click of the mouse!

I read about this in Frank Rich's NY Times column, which I think is great. What'll they think of next?