Thursday, June 21, 2007

Weird Phenomena

Fifteen feet in front of my booth there is a turn-around suck hole. It's a vortex of some kind, a paranormal phenomenon that most people don't know much about, but in this case makes persons turn in their tracks for no reason. It could just as easily make them hallucinate, develop hiccups, or simply vanish. These things exist! Honestly, I have been watching it occur for three days now. There is a spot in the carpet worn thin. I'm pretty sure it is the work of black magic. I am at the hub, but the booths down past mine are really screwed. For them it would be worth bringing in a practitioner to cast a erasure spell.


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