Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Spawn of Satan

Have you seen this video? If not, you must watch this child, Jonathan Krohn, whip up a crowd of wingers at the conservative revival meeting in DC last week. You can almost hear the little old ladies in the front row saying, "Oh isn't he cute? And mean too!"

The child has obviously been bred to be the young messiah for the conservative movement and he's come right when they need him most. Get used to this kid, folks, his mug will be on TV for the next seventy-five years unless he pulls a Danny Bonaduce. He's going to make Rush Limbaugh look like a thumb-sucking wallflower.

Krohn's father is obviously former Bush speech writer, David Frum. Michelle Bachman, the batshit crazy congresswoman from Minnesota is his mummy.

Krohn's pedigree; Dad: The mushmouthed Frum; Mom: batshit crazy lunatic

The resemblance to both is remarkable. Love him though they must, the youngster had less than a month of coddling and biological love before being sent to "camp." All part of the plan, the kid was put through a 12-year deep psy-ops project, whipped with metal coat hangers daily, and exposed to extreme temperatures, all helping to strip him of any shred of compassion and cement the ideology.


Blogger Matt Bors said...

Kids are already annoying. Ones that spout talking points they memorized from right-wing talk radio should be shunned from the playground.

10:46 AM  
Blogger Jed Alexander said...

A quote from his book, Defining Conservatism:

"The life issue is near and dear to all conservatives. Does not life keep all of us alive? If it wasn’t for life would we not surely be dead? Conservatives believe that life is something that everyone should have.”

Why, I agree.

6:34 PM  
Blogger Lloyd Dangle said...

We would have kicked his ass so bad in gym class it wouldn't have been funny. Us liberal kids, that is. Wait, that's probably how he got to be that way.

8:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was prepared to be outraged, but insead of illustrating how mean and venal the cons are, he only showed how pitiful they are, in wildly cheering a speech that was just as tautological and content-free as the quote offered by Jed. I guess I must be a liberal, what with being pro-death, anti-constitution and anti-people, unlike such paladins of conservatism as Dick Cheney...

1:27 PM  

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