Another Career Possibility: Court Reporter

I almost forgot about my scheme to become a court reporter. Now that's an artistic job that earns you some respect in the community, not like my present occupation. You get to sit in the front row of the courtroom with the pastels and charcoal and sketch up O.J., Manson, the suspected Al Qaeda terrorist, or the latest baby-killer--and they put it on TV! Mine would be a little different from normal court reporting because it would be, well, Dangle. Here's a sketch of Phil Specter from the first trial for shooting that woman in the face. That's when his hair was very expressive. It has been laying around the studio ever since and I have no idea where to file it. Whatdya think?

I think I could help advance justice.