Today's Sketch: The Ayatollah

Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has a goofy smirk that shows he has a light side; makes him look like a mischievous old codger who's about to tell a dirty joke. Not like Ayatollah Khomeini, what a dick! That guy never smiled. I don't know what Ronald Reagan saw in him. The Gipper had him out to the ranch to ride horses together. My read says that this Ayatollah is not that kind of guy. But of course I predicted Giuliani for president. This Ayatollah could pull a Tianammen Square any day now, but something in the eyes tells me he won't do it. I think he'll tell Ahmadinejad to take a long walk on a short pier.

ps: The Disney notebook is of inferior quality. The pages keep falling out.