The Newest Threat: Ass Bombs
CBS News goes in depth in this video about the ass-bombing of a Saudi Prince. Note that Al Qaeda even produced its own animation of the ass-bombing, which means, among other things, that Al Qaeda has its own animators, or maybe they outsource it to the same people who did the Airborne commercial. Ass-bombing is something we should be scared and worried about. Just like the containers of toothpaste and hair gel, anyone who attempts to board a plane with an ass could potentially be a Qaeda ass-bomber. Get used to having your ass subjected to heightened scrutiny when you fly, and not just by that creepy flight attendant. I would think it would be harder for Al Qaeda to recruit volunteers for an ass-bombing mission, but this guy seems awfully happy––for a guy with a pound of C4 and detonator up his ass. I wonder if they could work this into an episode of "24." Jack Bauer having to reach his hand into––oh, never mind.