Thursday, April 19, 2007

Don't Forget Sleepy Alameda Tonight 7:30

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Come See Me!

Starting now, with all these new books out, I am going to be making public appearances. And I'm going to be on! on! on! Please come to see me. I'll be at this freakin' place:

Thursday, April 19, 7:30 PM

Books Inc.
1344 Park Street, Alameda

Then on Saturday and Sunday, April 22 and 23:
Alternative Press Expo 2007

Sat 4.21 (11am-7pm) & Sun 4.22 (11am-6pm) Concourse Exhibition Center (620 7th St, 619.414.1020) $10 two-day pass / $7 individual ticket

Here's the store and event:

Here's the map:,+Alameda,+California+94501,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title

APE event info

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Sinus Problems? Try Self-Torture

Folks, I don't know about you, but Spring is here and the allergies are killing. My son walks up to trees and shakes them because he thinks it's funny to watch the pollen fall out onto daddy's head. Last night I had to pick up some friends at the airport but I had a railsplitting sinus headache. So I did what my acupuncturist suggested. Fill up a magic lamp with saline solution and pour it right into your sinuses. This produces the sensation of having dribble running down your face and neck. Don't do it with a nice shirt on. Then, she suggests that you tip your head back and let the saline go through your nose and back into your throat. Essentially, it's waterboarding! It produces the feeling that you have always tried to avoid while swimming, but afterward it feels great. I can do it for ten minutes. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed could only hold out for five.

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